Take A Se..xy Picture Of Me

Ever since I was a little girl I only wanted to be sexy Nine years old, tryna wax my legs with tape There were some things only I can see A little spot that can't be lifted On my left hand, dig in like a car key So you see I've been having a horrible time of late I get none of your sympathy But all of the pain hits and the fog lifts And then it's too much for therapy Oh, baby, heed my solution And take a sexy picture Take a sexy picture of me And make me look sixteen Listen I did the butcher, I did the baker I did the home and the family maker I did school girl fantasies Oh, I did leg things and hand stuff And single woman banter Now tell me, what was in it for me? Oh, I've been having a horrible time of late I get none of your sympathy But all of the pain hits and the fog lifts And then it's too much for therapy Oh, baby, heed my solution And take a sexy picture Take a sexy picture of me And make me look fifteen You haven't looked at me the same since I turned twenty-seven Where goes my potential? Oh, she's up in heaven Rest in peace to any chance of me Dating within the station Ah-ah, ooh-ooh, ah-ah, ooh-ooh And no doctor or pope can grant diagnosis I've peeled through the forums And there's no cure for old sis But here's a message to the party girls Dragged out by their ankles I'm here if you need me, deep in your afters Oh, I've been having a horrible time of late I get none of your sympathy But all of the pain hits and the fog lifts And then it's too much for therapy Oh, baby, heed my solution And take a sexy picture Take a sexy picture Can't you see me wither? Take a sexy picture of me And make me look fourteen, oh Or like ten, or like five Or like two, like a baby Whoever it is that you're gonna love So you'll be nice to me