It's A Lie

People say they saw me in Africa Out in the bush, shooting lions Flew on up, Nigeria Posted the heads on line And I heard that you got a new baby Whit an old friend of mine He's an MBA, yeah, he's a billionaire, you've been Totally redesigned Well, it's a lie It's a lie It's a low down, dirty lie Don't make me laugh Don't make me cry Well, yeah, it's a lie It's a lie It's a low down, vicious lie Yeah Don't make me laugh Don't make me cry Don't make me cry All summer long, I've been in Italy Tippin' and downin' the wine On the run with a different duchess every night But my only lover came from antiquity Founder her on a building sign She's got no head, she's cut from marble, so white Well, it's a lie It's a lie I've been questioned by the FBI I've got a clean sheet, hung over my head Holdin' it high Well, it's a lie It's a lie It's a low down, dirty lie Don't make me laugh Don't make me cry Don't make me cry Well, I just heard, I'm getting married 'Round about the 4th of July Honeymoon in Hawaii, put it in you diary Don't forget you black tie Well, it's a lie It's a lie I swear it on my mother's life My conscience is clear, I've got nothing to hide Nothing to hide Well, it's a lie It's a lie Well, it's a low down, dirty lie Don't make me laugh Don't make me cry Don't make me cry Stole an election, took her to a fence Tried to get the highest price The whole thing is passé, we'll pull it all in, babe Should've took my lawyer's advice It's a lie It's a lie It's a low down, dirty lie Don't make me laugh, don't make me cry Well It's a lie It's a lie A vicious, despicable lie Don't make me laugh Don't make me cry, yeah