I'm Gettin' Stoned

Read it in the paper Marked the date on the wall To remind myself to celebrate The day I lose it all Ain't made plans to be together I made plans to be alone She got a rock And I'm gettin' stoned Damn right, I've got objections But it's a lawful too late now Yeah, the cans are on the Limo And the rice is on the ground Now they're headed for the islands But, hell, I'm already gone She got a rock And I'm gettin' stoned Here's to happy ever after And here's to balls and chains And here's to all those haters Of all lovers new last names And here's to holin' up And gettin' right where I belong She got a rock And I'm gettin' stoned Yeah, I knew that it was over When I heard those wedding bells That preacher was my jailer Now this bottle is my bail And so much for all that prayin' Her "I do" would be "I don't" She got a rock And I'm gettin' stoned Here's to happy ever after And here's to balls and chains And here's to all those haters Of all lovers new last names And here's to holin' up And gettin' right where I belong She got a rock And I'm gettin' stoned Now, come on So to hell with her and him And that white horse they rode out on She got a rock I'm gettin' stoned Yeah, she got a rock I'm gettin' stoned Yeah, I'm gettin' stoned Yeah, come on