Every Movie's a Circus

Every movie's a circus On the wire without a net Coffee? I'm up too early Shooting at seven I gotta go Movies What's wrong? Can't get a screen test Don't you hate it When a yes-man says no? Movies Good part? I'm a policeman "Hands up, punk!" That's all I say First time you've worked on the lot there I must say R.K.O. are O.K Movies Then what? He pressed a button Out of the wall Fell a four-poster bed Movies Busy? They shot my screenplay Isn't that great? No, they shot the thing dead Every movie's a circus On the wire without a net Lonely? That's how I like it Can't you be nice? Why? We're not on the set Movies Hey, Joe What are you, slumming? Here for a meeting This time of night? Movies Yeah, it's some studio smartass You know I'm famous for being polite Movies Guess what? I'm getting married Congratulations She'll be right back Movies Fact is, we were just leaving She's been stood up by some uppity hack Movies Married. Who would have thought it? Why don't you look happy? Come on, be brave Movies It's this movie I'm shooting You first assistant? More like a slave Every movie's a circus But this is a circus movie as well Problems, nothing but problems Animals, actors Two kinds of hell Every movie's a circus On the wire without a net Well hello, Mr. Gillis You two have met? I'm the uppity hack And she's the studio smartass What's going on here? Artie, they're calling you back I just reread Blind Windows It needs some real re-working, of course If we fixed up the opening Call up the wrangler Pay off the horse