Guilty Conscience - A Cappella

Meet Eddie, 23 years old Fed up with life and the way things are going (Goddamn, I'm going fucking insane) He decides to rob a liquor store (I gotta take this shit, I can't take it no more, holmes) But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart (Shit is mine) And suddenly (I gotta do this) His conscience comes into play (I gotta do this) Alright, stop (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store And try to get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence (Who are you?) I'm your mother****** conscience That's nonsense Go in, gaffle the money, and run to one of your aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress and one of her blond wigs (Can I borrow this?) Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades Yeah, but if it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think about it before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns Bump that, do that sh**, hit that lick Can you afford to blow this hit? Are you that rich? Why you care if you scared of death? Are you that chick? Do you really think she gives a **** if you have kids? Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it (You're right) Not over this slit (Stop) Drop the biscuit (I will) Don't even listen to Slim, yo, he's bad for you You know what, Dre? I don't like your attitude These voices, these voices, I hear them And when they'll talk, I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow Meet Stan, 21 years old (All these voices, these voices) After meeting a young girl at a rave party (I hear them, hear them) Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom (I'll follow, I'll follow) Once again, his conscience comes into play (All these) Now, listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek And smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little chicken's earlobe Yo, this girl's only fifteen years old How could you take advantage of her? She's passed out It's easy, just cut these lights out, that's how Then pick this chicken up, get her off Brad's couch And leave her on the front porch at her mom and dad's house Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids? No, but I seen the porno with Sun Doobiest (Doobiest) You wanna get hauled off to jail? Bump that, drop her off, ring the doorbell, then bail These voices, these voices, I hear them (Hear them, hear them) And when they'll talk, I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow (I'll follow) Meet Grady, a 29-year-old construction worker After coming home from a hard day's work (These voices, these voices, I hear them, hear them) He walks in the door of his trailer park home (I'll follow, I'll follow) To find his wife in bed with another man (I'll follow, I'll follow) Alright, calm down, relax, start breathin' Start breathin'? Man, you just caught your wife cheatin' While you at work, she's with some dude tryna get off Forget gettin' divorced, cut this chicken's head off Wait, what if there's a good explanation for this? What, she tripped, fell, landed on his ****? Tsh, alright, Shady, maybe he's right, Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy Okay, thought about it? Still wanna grab her? Kick her our the house, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes? What you say? What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember? I'ma kill you, you lil mothaf- Uh-uh, temper, temper Mr. Dre, Mr. N.W.A, Mr. AK Comin' straight outta Compton, y'all better make way How in the hell you gonna tell this man not to be violent? 'Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went Been there, done that Aw, **** it, what am I sayin'? Do 'em both, Grady, where's your gun at?